March 2011
11 posts
elvenkingthranduil asked: Nostach be Orch gaer.
Are you ready to fight, weakling king?
elvenkingthranduil:
I am ready to win.
HA. Not even Gil-Galad could stand against me.
Very well. I am waiting at the edge of your wood. Let us do this.
Are you ready to fight, weakling king?
Tonight.
Nazgul 9!
Go find the “Fellowship” and teach them a thing or two.
I need to wipe the floor with a certain Elven king.
2 tags
While I feel the Fellowship has not acheived much...
frodobagginsoftheshire:
gimli:
samwise-gamgee:
gimli:
at least Frodo and Sam are getting on splendidly.
OF COURSE, WE ARE VERY VERY GOOD FRIENDS
ooc: crying
And everyone here knows just how good of friends you are.
Gimli… is there some fetish you wish to share with the rest of the class? *raises eye brow*
Morgoth be damned, are you seriously sitting here discussing Hobbit...
I hope they're enjoying their respite... before I...
lord-elrond:
lordsauron:
I want that stupid husband of the blonde one, though. I think I shall send an army toward Elrond’s and pay him a visit.
I appreciate that you used my name, it means you respect me.
Oh, and bring it.
Oh, whoops, would you prefer He-Who-Wears-A-Ring-He-Neither-Understands-Nor-Controls?
elvenkingthranduil asked: So then. Have you come here to die again?
I'm waiting, Thranduil. If you don't make your...
I hope they're enjoying their respite... before I...
I want that stupid husband of the blonde one, though. I think I shall send an army toward Elrond’s and pay him a visit.
February 2011
66 posts
1 tag
Dear servants,
Perhaps you missed the memo the first or even thirtieth time it went around. Let me remedy this situation for you, now.
RULE NUMBER FOUR: SHOOTING IS NOT TOO GOOD FOR MY ENEMIES.
IN MORGOTH’S NAME, SHOOT THEM.
It's been quiet recently.
frodobagginsoftheshire:
samwise-gamgee:
I’ve been saving tea for quiet occasions like this! Helps to take the edge off of any worrying, and wondering what we ought to be doing… well, Mr Legolas doesn’t wonder; he has bubble baths every day. I was worried about the effect on the plants and all, and he laughed and told me it was fine, the bubbles were organic. Or something to that effect.
...
FOR THE RECORD
I did not run away, I did not hide in the forest, I did not vanish NONE OF THE ABOVE. I simply grew bored of this fight and have decided to relax while surrounded by my uruks, and to my liking no one even came to bother me. *yawns* This battle is so exciting.
ooc: really i’ve just stated that i’m leaving, which is why sauron hasn’t posted anything. the only reason i get on...
theringofpower replied to your post: ugh god
Destroying the world is such a chore.
No, this roleplay is a chore, Connor ;)
Yeah, i’m outtie. The offer still stands, if anyone wants Sauron’s account or Glorfindel’s, contact me here in Sauron’s ask box, or at my personal (www.queen-obscene.tumblr.com) and let me know, i don’t want to leave these guys hanging without...
ugh god
can i just give you guys the ring and call it good? waiting around for this “battle” is really tedious and nothing ever happens.
this has been ooc.
Are we gonna fight or not? I'm getting terribly...
elvenkingthranduil:
The plan is working- Sauron will never know what hit him! Ready yourselves!
*dry* Oh, Morgoth. I am just so helplessly caught off gaurd, someone save me.
Are we gonna fight or not? I'm getting terribly...
My poor fell beast. What even. GO DIE THRANDUIL.
nazgul5:
elvenkingthranduil:
nazgul5:
That gif? As if. There’s no way you could ever stand up to me.
Y’know what, screw Sauron and his whole “I want the king for myself” crap. He doesn’t return my calls, he turned down my Valentine’s request, and I’m through with it. okay I’m really hurt and depressed but let’s just not talk about that or I might cry again He’s a lazy sonofa, and he...
They think they can defeat me again?
elvenkingthranduil:
lordsauron:
elvenkingthranduil:
lordsauron:
Hahahah they’ll never be able to win. Especially since a chunk of my soul is well hidden in the ruins of Mordor. They will never defeat me.
I smell a king.
If you were fool enough to come into battle without your Ring, I have no worries about this battle at all.
When ever did I say that I didn’t have my ring?
...
artandrime asked: Just wanted to say I think you've done a great job with this character. This is actually the only one of the Lord of the ring people that I follow still, and I've really enjoyed your posts. I totally understand if you give this up, but before you left, I thought I'd let you know
They think they can defeat me again?
elvenkingthranduil:
lordsauron:
Hahahah they’ll never be able to win. Especially since a chunk of my soul is well hidden in the ruins of Mordor. They will never defeat me.
I smell a king.
If you were fool enough to come into battle without your Ring, I have no worries about this battle at all.
When ever did I say that I didn’t have my ring?
legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest replied to your post: Just getting this out of the way now:
Is Glorfindel available? Because I will most def take him!
Well the same as I answered on my personal. Also, since i’m giving them away, you can have Sauron or Celeborn, but not Glorfindel. I’ll keep him as long as I can.
Just getting this out of the way now:
After this whole battle goes down between Sauron and the forces of Mirkwood, i’ll most likely be leaving this roleplay. I’m not going to make up an excuse like everyone else as to why I’m leaving or why I’m not posting as much. It’s not fun anymore, and no one cares anymore. Maybe some new people could make it better, I’m tired of carrying it alone. But...
They think they can defeat me again?
Hahahah they’ll never be able to win. Especially since a chunk of my soul is well hidden in the ruins of Mordor. The will never defeat me.
I smell a king.
Anonymous asked: Darling Sauron,
Be my Valentine forever and ever?
Love always,
Galadriel
Be my Valentine forever and ever?
Love always,
Galadriel
Oh, I am craving the blood of a King
They hold their noses high, and yet they are the easiest to kill. I’ve been looking forward to this for weeks now, how surreal that the moment is actually here.
*Arrives in Mirkwood and shoves uruks out of the way, searching for Thranduil*
Ugh a whole day dedicated to love?
Well gag me with a Morgoth damn cave troll. Well, let me spend the day doing what I love. Which is…you know…killing, watching entire masses perish, knowing Galadriel is practically fading, killing kings and bragging about it afterwards.
Hrllo Mirkwood, you look splendid all burned up and smoking. And I hear Celeborn is here too…two for one! What a good deal for v day ;)
Eh, traveling is so boring
ARE WE THERE YET!? Oh, right, soon.
You are now aware that other than the Fellowship...
Well, well, well
Look whose armor is complete. I look pretty snazzy, if I do say so myself. Oh Mirkwood, oh Little King, I’m coming for you.
liaerili asked: I feel so stupid now. You didn't even reply to the post where I Actually forgot to press anonymous, so I could have just left it at that and my life would not be in danger. T___T
WHYyyyy????
WHYyyyy????
liaerili asked: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I. forgot. to. click. ask. anonymously.
I'M GOING TO DIE NOW!
please don't kill me. . . or feed me to the wa--wolves. T_______T
I. forgot. to. click. ask. anonymously.
I'M GOING TO DIE NOW!
please don't kill me. . . or feed me to the wa--wolves. T_______T
Anonymous asked: They are not mere wolfs, cyclops. They're wargs.
Anonymous asked: Don't insult my gray face! INSOLENCE. I will push you into the volcano.
Anonymous asked: Go fall down a volcano.
Send me your naughty and evil thoughts. Or insults... →
hmmm and it seems that my armor is almost ready.
As if raining on Mirkwood will do anything to save...
You damn elves are always so dependent on those rings of yours..and I am always one step closer to making them my own. Use them while you can. I have decided that I will not wait for my unfaithful minions to contact me. They are the most unreliable creatures I have laid eyes upon. I will make my way to Mirkwood, just as soon as my armor is finished. Oh little king, don’t get yourself too...