There is no life in the void only death
Nostach be Orch gaer.

Do not speak to me in your filthy language, puppet king.

Are you ready to fight, weakling king?

elvenkingthranduil:

I am ready to win.

HA. Not even Gil-Galad could stand against me.

Very well. I am waiting at the edge of your wood. Let us do this.

Are you ready to fight, weakling king?
Tonight.
Nazgul 9!

Go find the “Fellowship” and teach them a thing or two.

I need to wipe the floor with a certain Elven king.

While I feel the Fellowship has not acheived much here, wandering about Mordor

frodobagginsoftheshire:

gimli:

samwise-gamgee:

gimli:

at least Frodo and Sam are getting on splendidly.

OF COURSE, WE ARE VERY VERY GOOD FRIENDS

ooc: crying

And everyone here knows just how good of friends you are.

Gimli… is there some fetish you wish to share with the rest of the class?  *raises eye brow*

Morgoth be damned, are you seriously sitting here discussing Hobbit fetishes? Disgusting.

I hope they’re enjoying their respite… before I attack them again.

lord-elrond:

lordsauron:

I want that stupid husband of the blonde one, though. I think I shall send an army toward Elrond’s and pay him a visit.

I appreciate that you used my name, it means you respect me.

Oh, and bring it.

Oh, whoops, would you prefer He-Who-Wears-A-Ring-He-Neither-Understands-Nor-Controls?

So then. Have you come here to die again?

Again? Please. I haven’t died.

And the only people dying today are weakling Elves. Go yap away to your beloved star queen and watch as your precious Valar forsake you once again. Manwe has no love for you, why do you waste your breath?

I’m waiting, Thranduil. If you don’t make your move, I shall have my servants play with matches by your wood again.
I hope they’re enjoying their respite… before I attack them again.

I want that stupid husband of the blonde one, though. I think I shall send an army toward Elrond’s and pay him a visit.

sakitoe:

One ring to rule them all.

Back where it belongs.

sakitoe:

One ring to rule them all.

Back where it belongs.

fuckyeahlordoftherings:

completeglobalsaturation:

not the screenshot i want but w/e

Courtesy of my flatmate, spawned from a conversation we had while watching FOTR:EE

Gladly.

fuckyeahlordoftherings:

completeglobalsaturation:

not the screenshot i want but w/e

Courtesy of my flatmate, spawned from a conversation we had while watching FOTR:EE

Gladly.

Dear servants,

Perhaps you missed the memo the first or even thirtieth time it went around. Let me remedy this situation for you, now.

RULE NUMBER FOUR: SHOOTING IS NOT TOO GOOD FOR MY ENEMIES.

IN MORGOTH’S NAME, SHOOT THEM.

It’s been quiet recently.

frodobagginsoftheshire:

samwise-gamgee:

I’ve been saving tea for quiet occasions like this! Helps to take the edge off of any worrying, and wondering what we ought to be doing… well, Mr Legolas doesn’t wonder; he has bubble baths every day. I was worried about the effect on the plants and all, and he laughed and told me it was fine, the bubbles were organic. Or something to that effect.

Strider is quieter than usual, though. I can tell he’s thinking hard on what’s to be done.

Must fluff Mr Frodo’s pillow for to-night!

Make sure there’s extra blankets for everyone too, Sam.  I have a feeling it’s going to be very cold tonight.  Except for us ;)

We’ll just have to spread the warmth of Mordor, in that case.

BAHAHAHA. Fools. Rest while you can.

FOR THE RECORD

I did not run away, I did not hide in the forest, I did not vanish NONE OF THE ABOVE. I simply grew bored of this fight and have decided to relax while surrounded by my uruks, and to my liking no one even came to bother me. *yawns* This battle is so exciting. 

ooc: really i’ve just stated that i’m leaving, which is why sauron hasn’t posted anything. the only reason i get on still is to check his messages in order to give this account to someone else.